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#1. A name of a person who is often smart, cunning, dresses well and likes to have fun. A party goer that attracts many people with his intellect, jokes, and good smile. #2. A name of a person who likes to fool around and be with his friends, often very caring about others and has no problem dealing with tools.
My boy Zach likes to play beer pong at the college fraternity perties, he is the life of the party.
It is a person’s name.
See, Zach? I wrote a definition. Stop saying “What does Zach mean?” now.
Zach- N. literally translated to… the great women seducer.. in ancient the Greek language. Usually having an urge to have sex for more then 7 hours.
V. To have sex with women for more than 7 hours. To have millions of your potential children die all over your girlfriends face.
N. You are such a Zach. Said to a friend after they hooked up with a hot girl.
N. Dude, I’m having a Zach right now, lets call some whores.
V. I just had zach.
V. Dude, I just zached all over her face.
He is the coolest mate ever! he satisfys my needs and is always there for me. he’s sexy, careing, naughty, sweet. and at the same time he can be an ass just enough to make you smile and not piss you off.
Zach is my soul mate
Used to describe the coolest person in the world. Zach is a loveable, kind, benevolent person. Also someone who you could have intercourse with for seven hours.
Zach is so adorable.
one who fingers girls for fun at corn mazes….is a big flirt and all he wants is to get in her pants
that guy is such a zach!
the coolest person in the world, next to God. revered as one of the best people to know by many scientists around the world. he is so cool that everyone wants to meet him and all the hot chick want to be near him.
zach z, the coolest person that ever has touched the face of the earth
#1 He is an incredible person #2 He is amazingly good looking #3 You will never meet anyone like him #4 Once you’ve met him you will never forget him #5 usually could be considered ‘strange’. #6 Love the colors green, black, and white #7 Is the funniest and most fun person i be around. #8 someone you could fall in love with easily. #9 likes to walk to Cuba at 10pm and plays with My little Pony XD #10 -whispers- and I also heard he had a really hott girlfriend 😉
Woah. I can’t believe Zach asked me out he is way to amazing for me.
The most amazing guy I have ever met in my whole life. Makes you laugh anytime you’re feeling down. Has an adorable/handsome face and smile. He can be flirty at times, but you learn to love it. He is also easy to become best friends with, and will stay on the phone with you and listen to all your girly problems without complaint. And is the funniest person alive. And will buy you something and yell at you if you even try to pay him back. And i love him to death XD
Zach: -whispers- I love you (fast)
Me: i love you too… (giggles)
One of the most amazing men ever. Sexy as hell, amazing in bed, will make you fall in love with him in days. Will make you want to have his children in weeks. Likes pool sex, WoW, and hearing his girl moan. Loves Charlotte unconditionally. Is totally unavailable to any girls reading this because he’s getting married to this girl.
Zach, I fucking love you so much.
An Immortal; One that is not easily defeated.
Don’t act like you’re Zach or something.
Zach a shorter version of Zachary the more classy spelling variation as apposed to Zack
Literally means the great woman seducer in greek and the lord remembers in hebrew. Zach’s always have a great package if not then they are deserving of the name Tyler. Mostly non-conformist and doesn’t like rap.
Tool: Zach is a dork
Normal person: then that makes you a fag
The coolest most trill crunked up white gangsterever
Is that Zach? Damn he’s a legend man
a hot guy that is always happy and has many friends that love him and would do any thing for him. he would give you the shirt off his back, or his hoodie if you are cold. he is not afraid of anything and would do anything for his friends(including murder if his friends get hurt). often gloomy bc of the problems in his life but he puts all that aside for his friends so that they can be happy. if you have his love (truely have his love) then consider yourself the luckiest person alive. great kisser, awesome in bed “sex god”
“What happened to her? Someone call Zach!”